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Jul 25, 2014 / 224,325 notes


why cant i cry money instead of tears

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Jul 21, 2014 / 326,554 notes



what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

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Jul 20, 2014 / 129,989 notes


Studies show that if theres gonna be free food I will show up 100% of the time

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Jul 15, 2014 / 329,080 notes


when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end


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Jul 14, 2014 / 611,037 notes


people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner likeimage

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Jul 14, 2014 / 126,704 notes


I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over

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*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

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Jul 14, 2014 / 60,272 notes


you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food

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There’s no point to a guy yelling, “Hey sexy baby” at me out of the passenger window of a car as it speeds past. Even if I was into creepy misogynists and wanted to give him my number, I couldn’t. The car didn’t even slow down. But that’s okay, because he wasn’t actually hitting on me. The point wasn’t to proposition me or chat me up. The only point was to remind me, and all women, that our bodies are his to stare at, assess, comment on, even touch. “Hey sexy baby” is the first part of a sentence that finishes, “this is your daily message from the patriarchy, reminding you that your body is public property”.
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